"I hate when i get all gussied up in my good undies and i don't get a root"
-Direct Jessamy
"Look! Over there! Its the Stereophonics! All i need is my golfing shoes and my mama's old quilt, then i wilt with thoughts
if sunday sunshine....And youuuuu"
-Direct Nick
"Let's drink till we sh*t ourselves"
-Direct Rory
"Kitty Kat! Marcia be black! I lost da posse, where you at? DANG GIRRRL"
-Direct Nick (at big day out)
"i said rando, your gunna be the one thats rando, and after all, your the biggest rando"
- DirectJamie, Jessa and Charlo
"Gravity pulled me away from my gross sister"
-Direct Jessamy
"who was better andy or me?"
-Direct Nick
"probably ben eaton cocks"
-Direct Jessa
"What the f*ck is a hyphen??"
-Direct Nick
"My mum thought your last name was Shark-pool"
-Direct Ellenor
"Negative Ghost Rider"
-Direct Rory
"Ta-Taaa"
-Direct Jessa
"We have connections to the air force"
-Direct Jessa
"shhhh"
-Direct Freak
"you guys where being so loud they had to turn the races up"
-Direct Farmer